since when can you pin posts

that’s dumb lmbo

garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

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modpix-blog:

memingursa:

xenosagaepisodeone:

xenosagaepisodeone:

lmao square enix just sold a bunch of their ips to get money for nfts

The rights to Deus Ex being sold for a crypto scheme is beyond fucking Parody

My jaw literally dropped holy shit. They literally just did that what.

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miitchans:

slimegirlunlimited:

tilthat:

TIL Jean-Paul Sartre hallucinated seeing crabs for most of his life after taking mescaline.

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Mon dieu… Le Crabbe rave again….

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dankmemeuniversity:

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bearotonin-international:

bearotonin-international:

bearotonin-international:

Floofability score: sheep

Although logic, common sense, and basic self-preservation instincts tell us better, we must agree with you, Good Sir

A point we cannot refute

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I’m not entirely sure if I’m okay

When I die, there are a great many people in my life who mean a great deal to me, that I don’t think would ever realistically learn of my death. Just, one day, I’ll be less terminally online. I’ll just ghost them.

And, honestly? That right there is why I could never take my own life. Too many people, who mean too much to me, would be left with no choice than to think I’ve ghosted them. That just won’t do.

flying-potato2:

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johnnycrass:

kippkap:

nowhere else

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ethnostates:

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

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lubefairy:

wizardpotions:

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

*milks you*

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